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"He said you're going to die" A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially.. 더보기
"So far this week I've sold sixty-eight .. A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. He does a double take. He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars. The storeowner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale." The collector says, "Please, I need a.. 더보기
“Next time, I’m writing to General Mo.. After trying new shampoo for the first time, the guy sent an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to find a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many produced : soaps, detergents, toothpaste and paper items. “Well, aren’t you surprised?” his wife asked smiling. “Next time,” he replied, “I’m writing to .. 더보기
"I was just trying to tell you, ‘I'm co.. A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can't hear, so he does sign language. To do sign language, the man on the 3rd floor points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his p.. 더보기
“So when I’m dead no one will dare tou.. A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, “Dad, why do you keep telling people you’re dying of AIDS?” Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch your mom!” 한 남자가 암으로 죽어가고 있었다. 아들이 그에게 물었다. “아버지, 왜 사람들에게는 에이즈로 죽어가고 있다고 계속 말씀하시는 거에요?” 이에 남자가 대답하길, “내가 죽고 나서 아무도 니 엄마를 건드리지 못하게 하려고” 서울경제 더보기
“Sorry, but I don't read Arabic.” Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said, “I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and on top of every building, there was a banner.” Bush asked, “What was on the banner?” Saddam responded, “It said God is Allah.” Bush said, “Oh, last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad. It was beautiful and had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there.. 더보기
"there is no need for me to do so." A certain prophetess lived beside a lake in New York Stae about the year 1820． She announced to her numerous followers that she possessed the power of walking on water, and that she proposed to do so at 11 o‘clock on a certain morning． At the stated time, thousands of faithful followers assembled beside the lake． She spoke to them saying, "Are you all entirely persuaded that I can walk on water?.. 더보기
How can I get to baggage claim? 김씨는 드디어 입국 심사대를 지나 짐을 찾으러 갑니다. 공항에서 짐 찾는 곳을 ‘baggage claim(수하물 찾는 곳)’이라고 하죠. 대부분 화살표로 안내가 되어 있지만 찾기가 힘들다면 위처럼 물어보세요. Employee: You look lost. Where are you going? Mr. Kim: How can I get to baggage claim? Employee: It’s over there. Mr. Kim: Thanks for your help. 직원: 길을 못 찾으시는 것 같군요. 어디로 가시려구요? 김씨: 수하물 찾는 곳이 어딘가요? 직원: 바로 저기 있습니다. 김씨: 도와주셔서 감사합니다. 조선일보 더보기

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