영어회화 영어 전화영어 영어공부 생활영어 영어문법 영어기초 영어공부잘하는법 썸네일형 리스트형 [유머영어] “Honey, have you seen my other shoe?” One evening after work, a man drove a woman colleague home after she had a little too much to drink. Although nothing had happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife. Later that night, man and his wife were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger’s seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and .. 더보기 [유머영어] "which bunch do you think they are going.. Pfc. Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Jones had almost a 100 percent record for insurance sales,which had never happened before. The captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. "If you have GI insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government.. 더보기 [유머영어] "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to,.. A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of wo rk, he dials the company cafeteria and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coff ee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool, you've dia led the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?" "No," r eplied the trainee. "It's the CEO of the company, you fool!" The trainee sho uts back, "An.. 더보기 [유머영어] "Will you please tell my wife why I’m l.. The freeway was at a dead stop. Traffic had not moved for ten minutes, and there was no way to tell how long the tie-up would last. In the car next to mine, a man was talking excitedly on his cell phone. Suddenly he leaned across the front seat, rolled down the passenger window, thrust the phone at me and shouted, "Here--will you please tell my wife why I’m late!" 고속도로에서 교통이 딱 멈춰버렸다．10분 동안을 꼼짝 않.. 더보기 [유머영어] "I know．Don‘t tell Mary." A successful, unmarried woman had a married sister named Mary, whose life centered on her husband and children． One day, the mother of the two women was talking to the single daughter． "You’re not married," she said．"You don‘t have a man to take care of you．What’s going to become of you?" "Mother，for heaven‘s sake,"the unmarried woman snapped．"I’m living exactly as I like. I make plenty of money.. 더보기 [유머영어] "And such a penalty not even God dared t.. A skeptic called on a priest to challenge him on a point the doubter considered an inconsistency in the Bible． "It puzzles me," he said,"when God tested Job, he took everything from him but left him his wife.Why?" "The answer is simple,"said the priest．"After God finished testing Job, he returned twice what he had taken away. If Job’s wife had also been removed, God would have had to give him tw.. 더보기 [유머영어] "Yes son, and they walked everywhere the.. George had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,a minister,if they could discuss his use of the car. "I'll make a deal,"his father said. "You bring your grades up,study your bible a little, and get your hair cut,then we'll talk about it." A month later the boy came back. His father said, "Son, I'm proud of you. You brought your grades up and you've studied your bible diligently. B.. 더보기 [유머영어] "I was just too embarrassed to say so." It’s the first day of school and the teacher thought she’d get to know the kids by asking them what their father does for a living. The first girl says “My daddy is a postman.” The next kid says “My dad is a mechanic.” Then one little boy says “My dad is a striptease dancer in a gay bar.” The teacher quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard she approaches the boy and asks if it .. 더보기 이전 1 ··· 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 ··· 55 다음
