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[유머영어] "What do we need Daddy for?" "Mommy, where do babies come from?" "The stork, dear." "Mommy, who keeps bad people from robbing our house?" "The police, dear." "Mommy, if our house is on fire，who would save us?" "The fire department, dear." "Mommy, where does food come from?" "Farmers, dear." "Mommy?" "Yes, dear." "What do we need Daddy for?" "엄마,아기는 어디서 와?" "황새가 갖다 준단다." "엄마,나쁜 사람이 우리 집에 와서 도둑질을 못 하게 막아주는 건 누구야?" "그야 경찰이지." .. 더보기
[유머영어] “Wow, that sure beats what Billy told m.. Little Johnny came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?” Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life and told his son how expression of love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed in the womb and finally a child was born. As dad told the story, his son’s eyes got wider and wider. When dad was finished, his son said, “Wow, that sur.. 더보기
[유머영어] "Because people are sleeping!" A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" George jumped up and yelled, "Because people are sleeping!" 주일학교 선생이 아이들을 예배 보러 보내기 위해 수업을 마치면서 그들에게 물었다. "그리고 교회 안에서는 조용히 해야 하는데 어째서죠?" 조지가 벌떡 일어나더니 큰 소리로 대답했다. "사람들이 자고 있기 때문에요!" 더보기
[유머영어] “I want to know how he got into without.. A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the police officer. “No, no, no!” insisted the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!” 한 남자가 경찰서에 가서 어젯밤 자기 집을 턴 도둑을 꼭 만나고 싶어했다. “나중에 법정에서 만날 기회가 있을 겁니다”라고 경관이 이야기하자 그 남자는 .. 더보기
[유머영어] "When your boss takes a long time, he's .. 1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. 2. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. 3. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human. 4. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initia.. 더보기
[유머영어] "You'd be his wife!" A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children,let's take another example,"she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his billfold with all his money，what would I be?" Little Johnny raises his hand，and with a confident smile, he blurts out, "You'd be his wife!" 주일학교 선생이 아이들에게 옳고 그른 것의 차이를 가르쳤다. "자아 여러분,또 한 가지 예를 들어봅시.. 더보기
[유머영어] "Did you ever catch all the fish?" A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all travelling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation. "Officer," the man asked, "I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair--there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, s.. 더보기
[유머영어] Did it occur to you? Did it occur to you? - If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity. - I was born intelligent--education ruined me. - If it's true that we are here to help others,then,what exactly are the others here for? - Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear him speak. 이런 생각이 들지 않던가요? - 아버지가 가난한 사람이라면 그것은 숙명적인 일이지.. 더보기

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