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[유머영어] “O.K., it must be you, George, come on .. When Picasso died and arrived at the gates of heaven, God wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. Then Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. When George Bush died, he went to heaven. God says, “How can you prove to me you're George Bush?” Bush replies, “Well, I don't know.” God says, “Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you're George Bush?” Bush repl.. 더보기
[유머영어] ‘Don’t take it too hard. I’ll get mar.. Walking down the street, Charlie came across his high-school classmate Jim. “Sorry to hear your wife died, Charlie” Jim said. “You know I gave her a big funeral” Charlie replied. “Did a lot of people come?” Jim asked. “Yes, Even her lover, Sam. Sam was so grief-stricken that he cried and cried. So I told him, ‘Don’t take it too hard. I’ll get married again.’” 찰리는 길에서 우연히 고교시절 같은 반 친구였던 짐을 만났다. “.. 더보기
[유머영어] "A teacher." The teacher， during an English lesson，asked the students； "Now tell me what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Little Johnny，sitting in the back row replied，"A teacher." 영어시간，선생님이 아이들에게 물었다．"자아，이야기를 더 이상 듣고 싶지 않다는 데도 사람들에게 마냥 이야기를 해대는 사람을 뭐라고 하지요?" 뒷줄에 앉아있던 어린 조니가 대답했다．"선생님이요." 더보기
[유머영어] “And what was he before you married him.. A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend. The woman replied, “A billionaire.” 한 여자가 친구에게 말했다. “내 남편을 백만장자로 만든 것이 나야.” “그럼 네가 그 사람과 결혼하기 전에는 어떤 사람이었니?”라고 친구가 물었다. 그 여자 말하길, “억만장자였지.” 더보기
[유머영어] "People order double cheese burgers...an.. 미국이란 이런 곳 1. A pizza gets to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. People order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 3. Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 1. 피자가 앰뷸런스보다 빨리 집에 도착한다. 2. 더블치즈버거와 큰 사이즈의 튀김 그리고 꼭 다이어트 콜라를 주문한다. 3. 약국에서 아픈 사람들은 처방전에 적힌 약을 사기 위해 가게 구석까지 걸어가.. 더보기
[유머영어] "I recommend the beach.” Two fathers at a pub were discussing the daughters in their respective families. “What do you think,” said one. “Should I send my daughter to college or not?” “Well, I’ll tell you my experience. It may help you to decide. It cost me ten thousand dollars a year to send Susan to college, and it took her four years to capture a husband. I spent three thousand to send Alice to the beach for three we.. 더보기
[유머영어] "He shouldn't have crawled up there in t.. An old country doctor went to deliver a baby. There was no one except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old boy George. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high while he helped the woman deliver the baby. After a little while, the doctor lifted the new-born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. "Hit him again," the 5-year-old said... 더보기
[유머영어] “Yes, it’s me, all right!” A blonde walks into a bank and stood at the window of the cashier’s desk and smiled. “I’d like to cash this check,” she said handing it over. The clerk examined the check, then said: “Could you identify yourself, Miss?” For a moment the lovely girl’s brow creased over. Then with a bright look she fumbled in her handbag, produced a mirror, glanced in it, and with a relief said, “Yes, it’s me, all.. 더보기

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