본문 바로가기

영어회화 영어 전화영어 영어공부 생활영어 영어문법 영어기초 영어공부잘하는법

[유머영어] "He wipes his fingerprints off the rifle” Officer to sergeant: “Find out what Private Jones did before he joined the army.” “Why lieutenant?” asked the sergeant. “Because every time he fires a shot, he takes out a handkerchief and wipes his fingerprints off the rifle” replied platoon leader. 중위가 하사관에게 지시했다. “존스 일병이 군에 입대하기 전 뭘 했는지 좀 알아봐 주게” “그건 왜요, 중위님?”하고 하사관이 물었다. 이에 중위가 답하길, “사격을 할 때마다 손수건을 꺼내서 총에 남은 지문을 닦고 있으니 말이야” 더보기
[유머영어] "I didn’t know he was rich when we firs.. He: How did you get married to the rich man? She: Well… you may call it love at second sight. He: Oh, yeah? Why not love at first sight? She: I didn’t know he was rich when we first met. 남자: 어떻게 그런 돈 많은 남자와 결혼하게 되었죠? 여자: 네, 두 번 만나고 사랑하게 되었습니다. 남자: 그래요? 첫눈에 반하진 않고요? 여자: 처음 만났을 땐 그가 부자인줄 몰랐거든요. 더보기
[유머영어] "she'll come right out if she sees me ta.. Standing in front of a boutique, I noticed an impatient-looking young man approach a very attractive woman. "Would you mind talking to me for a few minutes?" he asked her. "Why?" she countered suspiciously. "My wife has been in this shop for a long time," the man explained. "But I know she'll come right out if she sees me talking to you." His wife joined him almost immediately. 부티크 앞에 서 있으면서 내 주.. 더보기
유머영어] "all of you have to go to the restroom a.. At a dinner held in honor of Walter Cronkite, the retiring news Czar got up after nearly two hours listening to everybody else talk. “It’s not often that a person gets to address a gathering of such distinguished people.” He said “however, I’ll be very brief because I know all of you have to go to the restroom as much as I do.” 월터 크롱카이트를 위해서 마련된 한 디너파티에서 은퇴하는 이 뉴스방송계의 제왕은 근 2시간동안 다른 모든 사람들이 연설하는.. 더보기
[유머영어] “OK, then I’ll wait until the lake fre.. A young man had just proposed marriage to a girl and she had turned him down. “If you don’t marry me immediately” he threatened, “I’ll go to the lake, cut a hole in the ice, dive in and drown myself.” “Why, this is April. The ice has all melted,” said the girl. “OK, then I’ll wait until the lake freezes again…” he said. 어떤 청년이 여자에게 결혼해 달라고 프러포즈를 했다가 딱지를 맞았다. 이 청년은 “만약 당장 나와 결혼하지 않으면 난 호수로 가서 얼음에.. 더보기
[유머영어] “Chips are the same as money.” A man arrested for gambling came before the judge. “We weren’t playing for money,” he explained. “We were just playing for chips.” “Chips are the same as money,” the judge sternly replied. “I fine you $15.” The man slowly reached into his pocket and handed the judge three red chips. 도박을 하다가 검거된 남자가 재판정에 섰다. 그 남자가 변명을 늘어놨다. “우린 돈을 걸고 도박을 한 게 아니예요. 그냥 칩을 놓고 게임을 하고 있었을 뿐이라니까요.” 판사는 단호하게 말했다. “칩이나 돈.. 더보기
[유머영어] “Well, the puppies opened their eyes.” When George Bush was on his morning run, he saw a kid sitting with a box of puppies. He asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box. The little boy said, “Republicans.” Bush beamed, and said, “Atta boy!” A few weeks later Bush was jogging again. He found the same boy with the same box and said, “Hey, what kind of pupies are in the box?” The boy said, “Democracts.” Bush looked crushed, say.. 더보기
[유머영어] "You don't know my father." Teacher; If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another，how many dollars would you have? Little Johnny; One dollar. Teacher (sadly); You don't know your arithmetic. Little Johnny (sadly); You don't know my father. 선생 - 1달러를 가지고 있으면서 아버지를 보고 1달러를 달라고 했다면 얼마가 될까？어린 자니 - 1달러요．선생 (맥이 빠지면서) - 너는 산수를 모르는구나． 어린 자니 (맥이 빠지면서) - 선생님은 저의 아버지를 모르시는군요． 더보기

티스토리툴바