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[유머영어] "How do you start a flood?" Two old friends，both prosperous businessmen, happened to meet at a resort hotel. "What bring you here, Pete?" asked one. "My business was burned to the ground," replied the other, "and I'm taking a vacation on part of $500,000 insurance money." "What a coincidence. My business was destroyed by a flood，and I got two million in insurance." After a moment of thoughtful silence, George whispered, "H.. 더보기
[유머영어] "I've come to activate your phone lines." A young businessman had just started his own firm. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hotshot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lin.. 더보기
[유머영어] 'Congratulations on your new location' A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than ge.. 더보기
[유머영어] "Along with it, I also sold him 50㎏ of .. Three salesmen were bragging who is the best. The first said that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man. The second bragged he sold a hi-fi stereo system to a deaf man. The third said he sold a cuckoo clock to a guy. The other two said, "So what?" The third salesman added, "Along with the cuckoo clock, I also sold him 50㎏ of bird seeds!" 세일즈맨 3명이 누가 과연 최고인지 뽐내고 있었다. 첫째 세일즈맨이 자신.. 더보기
[유머영어] He put the biggest sign. It reads 'MAIN .. A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand-new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which reads 'BEST DEALS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.' The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It reads : 'MAIN EN.. 더보기
유머영어] "But where were you yesterday?" Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn 't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning by almost two hours. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfuly to wo.. 더보기
[유머영어] "Do you believe in life after death?" "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees . "Yes, Sir." the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you." "사후세계를 믿는가?"라고 상사가 직원에게 묻자, 새로 온 직 원은 "예"라고 대답했다. "그럼, 모든 것이 말이 되는군." 상사가 얘기했다. "자네가 어제 할머니 장례 식에 간다고 일찍 퇴근한 후에 할머니께서 자넬 만.. 더보기
[유머영어] "Sorry, I don't live around here.” Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon.”The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend, "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun." Both started arguing fo r a while when they come upon another drunk walking so they stopped him. "Sir , could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky th.. 더보기

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